THE CUTEST AND MOST ADORABLE THING YOU WILL EVER READ IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE
HOW ARE NOSELESS AND MOUTHLESS THOR AND LOKI SO ADORABLE
(Source: The amazingly talented and creative Lauren Gracek)
THIS IS MY KIDS’ FAVORITE BOOK AND NOW I FEEL LIKE I REALLY NEED THE THOR/LOKI VERSION
Yeah, the original book is here
mom dad im in love with a robot
the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine
But why? Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero?…Why do we have to sacrifice everything, Dad
what will 2014 bring?….
Saturday Night Live Halloween Special 2013
I think I’m having a panic attack.
His face is just like “You bet I would! Fucking love Pringles!”
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.